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Japanese

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

Avoiding Collision

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

The Four Ghosts of the White House

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

Riding in Cars With Boys

Three boys were sitting on some steps watching

5 presidents are on a plane

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington,

Comedy Central's Alleged Humor

Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way

The NEW Poopie List!

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed

* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that

Cheatin' Johnny

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over

Clocks

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter

Lincoln, JFK, & Crazy Coinkydinks

Lincoln and JFK started politics 100 years apart.

The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie

USS Lincoln

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

Babe-raham Lincoln

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat

Clinton's Final State of the Union Address

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

Little Johnny's Big Answer

It is near the end of the school year.  The

Heavenly Reward

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly

The Quotable Marion Barry

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion

Goverment Wrestling Federation

    13> Driving your fellow Congressman

Classy Insults

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

Duck Hunt

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

Motivation

A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort

Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer:

Best for the Country

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

New Student

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Radio Conversation

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities

Federal Agencies

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan

Three Guys in Heaven

Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, "I know that you guys are