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RENT FOR APARTMENT

A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did.Before

Busted

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage

Squashed Frog

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a

Free Sex

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

Scabs

A guy went to a whore house for a piece of ass, but only had 5.00. The madam suggested that he go and

On the road too long

A trucker who has been out on the road for two

69 Virgin

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

Pow Wow Ow!

There was this Indian who just came back from a

The Blind Man and the Whore

A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for

Knock, Knock... Madame

Knock, knock! Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Madame

The Pig Lover

Once there was a guy that went in a whorehouse

Well Endowed and On the Prowl

A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady

This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

Garden of Eden Limerick

In the Garden of Eden stood Adam With his hand

The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle

After World War II, an American soldier was going

Seafood

A man walks into a whorehouse and hands the madam

Two Of Dem Dere Lesbians

Two lesbians walk into a whorehouse and ask for

I'm Smelly Down There, Doc

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for

The Proxy Father

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

Come Early And Bring Your Lunch

A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,

Talking Parrot

This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday

Knock-Knock... Madam

Knock-knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam

Splendor in the Grass

A man was walking through a wealthy neighborhood

She's Worth Every Penny

A madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly

Wheelchair Speed Demon

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and

Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public

The New Maid

A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems

Rent for Apartment

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their

Bologna Sandwich

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks

The Lexus

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car

Wedding Dress

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was

Three Things Are Inevitable...

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

Deflowered

In a small town in alabama, joe bob decides it's time for his cousin, 19 year-old Billy Bob, to learn

Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young

Parrot and the Madam

Rhonda went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the

Two Old Guys

Two 90 yr. old men decided to go to there local whore house one more time before it was to late. They

Homesick

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks

Local Brothels

A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

Bubba

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to

Lawyer and a Brothel

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his

Two Elderly Gentlemen

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a

Surrogate Father

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

Lawn Sex

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there

The Corpses' Blue Suit

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds

Wheelchair Fun

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners

The Parrot from a Whorehouse

A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally

Weird Baby

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark