Jokes
RENT FOR APARTMENT
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did.Before
Busted
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
Squashed Frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a
Free Sex
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
Scabs
A guy went to a whore house for a piece of ass, but only had 5.00. The madam suggested that he go and
On the road too long
A trucker who has been out on the road for two
69 Virgin
An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house
Pow Wow Ow!
There was this Indian who just came back from a
The Blind Man and the Whore
A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for
Knock, Knock... Madame
Knock, knock! Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Madame
The Pig Lover
Once there was a guy that went in a whorehouse
Well Endowed and On the Prowl
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...
A farm boy who had just finished his schooling
Garden of Eden Limerick
In the Garden of Eden stood Adam With his hand
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle
After World War II, an American soldier was going
Seafood
A man walks into a whorehouse and hands the madam
Two Of Dem Dere Lesbians
Two lesbians walk into a whorehouse and ask for
I'm Smelly Down There, Doc
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for
The Proxy Father
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a
Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport
10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch
A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,
Talking Parrot
This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday
Knock-Knock... Madam
Knock-knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam
Splendor in the Grass
A man was walking through a wealthy neighborhood
She's Worth Every Penny
A madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly
Wheelchair Speed Demon
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and
Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public
The New Maid
A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems
Rent for Apartment
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their
Bologna Sandwich
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks
The Lexus
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car
Wedding Dress
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was
Three Things Are Inevitable...
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
Deflowered
In a small town in alabama, joe bob decides it's time for his cousin, 19 year-old Billy Bob, to learn
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young
Parrot and the Madam
Rhonda went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the
Two Old Guys
Two 90 yr. old men decided to go to there local whore house one more time before it was to late. They
Homesick
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks
Local Brothels
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
Bubba
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to
Lawyer and a Brothel
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his
Two Elderly Gentlemen
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a
Surrogate Father
The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their
Lawn Sex
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there
The Corpses' Blue Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one night before the funeral and, to her horror, finds
Wheelchair Fun
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners
The Parrot from a Whorehouse
A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally
Weird Baby
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark