Marine

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the

There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.

What did the thirsty whale do? Bit the tail of

Little David comes home from first grade and tells

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job.

A ship of Marines is sailing along one day when

3 men die and go to heaven. One's a marine, one's

Military Joke What does marine stand for? Muscles

How do you kill a marine? Throw sand against the

Military Humor... How do you sink a navy submarine? Simply

Q. What does marine stand for? A. My Ass Rides

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy Uniform? For

1) Inflatable dart board. 2) Glow-in-the-dark

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

How can you tell a marine from a sailor on an aircraft

One day, a little boy was peeing in a public restroom

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine!

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Q: What is long, hard, and filled with semen?

It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in

One day as President Clinton was getting off the

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,

Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on

(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

The pentagon said they had too many generals running

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying

10. The water-proof towel 9. Glow in the dark sunglasses 8. Solar powered flashlights 7. Submarine

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked, "What do you feel when you shoot

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving

Top brass from the Army, Navy and Marine Corps were arguing about who had the bravest troops. They

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer. "Yes,

A crusty old marine corps colonel found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal