Martini

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme

If it weren't for the olives in martinis, yo' mama

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker.

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After

A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered,