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Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per

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One day a little boy asks his mom questions about

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Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found

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Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer

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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After

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