Monday

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!"

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20

1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

MONDAY 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job.

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

There is this third grade class with this kid named

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell

Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked

A guy applied for a job at a post office and got

10. You're so tired you now answer the phone,

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. ''Honey,

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot

Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry

A man walked into work on Monday with two black

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have

    This is an actual job application

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh

The following letters were taken from an actual

Ã, Ã, Ã,  Two young guys were picked up

    DETROIT--With third-quarter

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught

September 15     

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting

A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was,

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was

Hang on to any of the new State of Alabama quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches

Green Bay, WI Monday, October 31, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Lambeau Field Green Bay Packer football

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of

Hang on to any of the new State of Arkansas quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

Hang on to any of the new Newfoundland quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule (jackass to the

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer. "Yes,

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the