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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

Q: How many Northern Californians does it take

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota.

CNN Late Breaking News! It has been reported that

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such

Why did the chicken cross the road? ââ,¬Â¢

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited

MONDAY 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00

You might be a redneck if... Northern city-dwellers

Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly

Possible Courses: ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

There was a Northern lady and a Southern lady sitting

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

Two women, one from the north and one from the

All good Southerners already know these, but in

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

What's the difference between a Northern and a

Q: There is a house. The front is facing south

A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired

Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

Three guys were captured in Iraq as American spies

There was a horny young lady named Lil, Who fucked

1. The only place in North America to get bombed

How many lawyers does it take to change a light

Artery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor

If an electric train is heading north, which way

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise

A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,

A woman went camping and while she was out she

Did you hear that former President Clinton is buying

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

What's the difference between a northern and a

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one

    'Twas the night before Christmas

The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

A couple, both bonafide Red necks, had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting

Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

MIDDLETOWN, Ohio (AP) - The city's tax superintendent has been suspended without pay for a week for

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

10. Your top player scores 20 points a game, but most of them are in the wrong basket. 9. You spend

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

A man was traveling north to Alberta. He needed to use the bathroom and so at a rest stop he goes into

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple

THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities