Jokes
Stupid warnings
Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate
Soliciting
There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the
MAN AND WOMAN
When a woman is 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.When she is 28, she is a hockey ball -
Parrot
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had
Knock, knock fruits
Knock, knock who's there? Orange Orange who?
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A man went on vacation to Texas...
A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a
Darn Crazy Kids
A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly
Fish Market
One day there was a blind man walking down the
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.
College Roast
Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your
Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was
Funny Answering Machine Messages
1) The president is not in his/her office at this
Tea Time
An American cowboy was traveling in England and
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people
Male Vocabulary -- The Insider Guide
Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary ''Haven't
Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Funny Apple
Q: What did the apple say to the orange? A: I
Stumped Doc
A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc
Punk 'n' Parrot
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes
Parrot Boy
There was a old man sitting on a bench outside
She's So Blonde
She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of
Orange
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Knock Knock... Banana
Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock,
Dangerous Toys
What's Red and Orange and knocks you over?
A Cock-work Orange
Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the
An Orange Parrot, Of Course
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Florida Orange Growers
There is no truth to the rumor that the Florida
Special Delivery
It was mailman George's last day on the job after
Adult Education
Male Seminarsby Females 1. Combatting
Clinton's Final State of the Union Address
Members of Congress...people of America....I banged
Childhood Of Yore
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to
Old Man and the Punk
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got
Muscular Man
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the
Grandma's Birth Control Pills
After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
How To Drive In Los Angeles
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from
For the Birds
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager
Relaxed
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill." "I don't think
The Happy Mailman
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds
NCAA Facts
1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32
Lettuce
A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and
Adult Education
Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn
Chinese Jews?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
Parrot
An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different
Oranges
A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole
She's SOOOO blonde...
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to
The Punt & the Geezer
A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from
George the Mailman
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all