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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

Soliciting

There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the

MAN AND WOMAN

When a woman is 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.When she is 28, she is a hockey ball -

Parrot

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had

Knock, knock fruits

Knock, knock who's there? Orange Orange who?

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

A man went on vacation to Texas...

A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a

Darn Crazy Kids

A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly

Fish Market

One day there was a blind man walking down the

Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

College Roast

Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your

Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was

Funny Answering Machine Messages

1) The president is not in his/her office at this

Tea Time

An American cowboy was traveling in England and

How To Be Annoying (A Guide)

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people

Male Vocabulary -- The Insider Guide

Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary ''Haven't

Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Funny Apple

Q: What did the apple say to the orange? A: I

Stumped Doc

A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc

Punk 'n' Parrot

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes

Parrot Boy

There was a old man sitting on a bench outside

She's So Blonde

She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a

69 Things to do in Wal-Mart

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

Orange

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

Knock Knock... Banana

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock,

Dangerous Toys

What's Red and Orange and knocks you over?

A Cock-work Orange

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

An Orange Parrot, Of Course

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Florida Orange Growers

There is no truth to the rumor that the Florida

Special Delivery

It was mailman George's last day on the job after

Adult Education

Male Seminarsby Females 1.  Combatting 

Clinton's Final State of the Union Address

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

Childhood Of Yore

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to

Old Man and the Punk

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got

Muscular Man

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her

How To Drive In Los Angeles

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

For the Birds

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager

Relaxed

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill." "I don't think

The Happy Mailman

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

NCAA Facts

1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32

Lettuce

A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and

Adult Education

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

Chinese Jews?

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"

Parrot

An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different

Oranges

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole

She's SOOOO blonde...

..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to

The Punt & the Geezer

A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from

George the Mailman

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all