PHYSICAL

Enough with the Poking, Lets Just Have Sex He pokes her, she pokes him, they poke each other back

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says,

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical.

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary

Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise

One day, a guy was approached by a rich man who

A man went to the doctor to get a physical. After

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At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up

One sunny Saturday morning, the first of a twosome

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my

Last 10 Things a Man Would Say: 10. I think Barry

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples

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Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

10) Pretend you don't speak English. 9) Say

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70-year-old George went for his annual physical.

Are you considering having children? To determine

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A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that

Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of

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Our Rights: The following was written by State

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol

An eighty year old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible

A woman sat in the waiting room when her octogenarian husband was in the examination room for his

Running Doe, a young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes

A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr.

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most