Paddy

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Drop Dead!

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single

Bird Brained

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...

Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to

Unfaithful Wives

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

Irish Spring

What's Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy

Army Police Brutality

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street

Rules for Dating my Daughter

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

The Frog Won't Be Your Beast of Burden

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk

Motor Pool

The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative

St Patrick's Day

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's

Irish Fight

Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is