Pentium

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch"

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. 2) The Security guard makes a complete

12. Specifications are for the weak and timid! 11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual

Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbot: