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A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

Be brave -- ask US for more money. Salt and pepper

Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently

"Doctor, everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm!" "Are

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." "He

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Ok now, you and the lil missus is walkin home frum a good day of doin yur cumunity servis hours when

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that! When

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to

These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and

The Wisconsin State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang