Jokes
Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One
Viagra and Ben Gay
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.
Pharmacist
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
Magnum PI
A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist
That's tacky
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
Sonny, Got Any Viagra?
An old man went into a pharmacy and asked for two
At the Pharmacy
Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes.
I''ve Found Religion! It''s In My Plate.
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The Blonde and the Deodorant
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out
The Duck Buys Trojans
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom.
Extra-Large Condoms
A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist
Gold Coins
This is actually a true story that happened to
Stupid Grandpa. Don't You Get It?
A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and
Seasick
Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his
Pharmacist Phun
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
Extra Strength Viagra
Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and
Divorce Vs. Murder
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight
Condom Tax
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, " I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection.
All Night Duty
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early
The Cruise
A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.
Walgreens
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get
Definitions
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:
Some Bumper Stickers
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes
Getting Married
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go
Smoking in the Rain
two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The
Buying Condoms
A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of
The Pharmacist
Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist
Bottom Deodorant
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,
A Hell of a Party
A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they