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Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One

Viagra and Ben Gay

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

Pharmacist

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

Magnum PI

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist

That's tacky

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist

Sonny, Got Any Viagra?

An old man went into a pharmacy and asked for two

At the Pharmacy

Woman: Can I get Viagra here? Pharmacist: Yes.

I''ve Found Religion! It''s In My Plate.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The Blonde and the Deodorant

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the

50 Things to Do in a Mall

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

The Duck Buys Trojans

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom.

Extra-Large Condoms

A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist

Gold Coins

This is actually a true story that happened to

Stupid Grandpa. Don't You Get It?

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

Seasick

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his

Pharmacist Phun

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

Extra Strength Viagra

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

Divorce Vs. Murder

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight

Condom Tax

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, " I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection.

All Night Duty

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early

The Cruise

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.

Walgreens

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get

Definitions

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

Some Bumper Stickers

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

Getting Married

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go

Smoking in the Rain

two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The

Buying Condoms

A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of

The Pharmacist

Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist

Bottom Deodorant

The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,

A Hell of a Party

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they