Jokes
Viagra and Ben Gay
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him
Q-Tip
At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example
Pharmacist
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
That's tacky
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
Little Johnny's Time of the Month
Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings
Sonny, Got Any Viagra?
An old man went into a pharmacy and asked for two
The Fence
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant
Pharmacy Robbery
A pharmacy in my home town was robbed yesterday,
Cheaper Than a Doctor
There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his
The Duck Buys Trojans
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a condom.
Gold Coins
This is actually a true story that happened to
Blonde...Infant Scale
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant
Tampon Shopping
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and
Seasick
Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his
Pharmacist Phun
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
Extra Strength Viagra
Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and
Divorce Vs. Murder
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight
Tampons
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the
HMO
INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN .. Q. What does HMO stand for? A.
Tampax
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter.
The Cruise
A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.
Hate Your Job?
Try this... On your way home from work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO
10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work
In The Beautiful South Pacific
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people
Winking Problem
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
Shopping for Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks
Buying Condoms
A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of
The Pharmacist
Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist
Bottom Deodorant
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,