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Doctors vs. Lawyers

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.

I'm Smelly Down There, Doc

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for

Ah, Fugettaboudit

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were

The Hippie and the Spice Rack

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

Spliff Joke

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

Headaches and Sex

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of

Bumper Stickers III

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism

An Exam

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As

Relaxed

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill." "I don't think

New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

Ads Not Answered

Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered

Definitions

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

Some Bumper Stickers

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes

Doctor With the Wrong Idea

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining