Jokes
Doctors vs. Lawyers
Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.
I'm Smelly Down There, Doc
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for
Ah, Fugettaboudit
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were
The Hippie and the Spice Rack
With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up
Spliff Joke
With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up
Headaches and Sex
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of
Bumper Stickers III
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism
An Exam
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As
Relaxed
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill." "I don't think
New Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely
Ads Not Answered
Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month
Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO
10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered
Definitions
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:
Some Bumper Stickers
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes
Doctor With the Wrong Idea
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining