Pirate

You are so flat, you're a pirate's dream. He can't

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot

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There once was pirate captain who, whenever it

A bald man with one leg wanted to go to a fancy

A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit

There once was a man with a bald head and a pegleg

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A ship captain always asks for his red shirt when

A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The