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A guy ordered a pizza, and Luigi behind the counter

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There were three extremely poor men. They were

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if

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An American businessman goes to Japan on a business

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A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer.

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