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US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write

Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian

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One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

Saying that "America must take a preemptive approach

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu,

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are

The Secretary of Defense is briefing President

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

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George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

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Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

The president and Mrs. Bush are in the front row

President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to

There were five people on a crashing air plane.

President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in

The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle,

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After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery

A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President

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Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said,

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI,

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A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan

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One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington,

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Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees

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1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

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Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble

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Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning

Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck,

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dumbass. Dumbass who? You

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One

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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London,

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President George W. Bush decides it is time to

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old

A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to

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President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies

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Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

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1) The president is not in his/her office at this

I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over

A wealthy business man and his wife are looking

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

One day while taking a walk outside of the White

10. Nobody cares if you act stupid. 9. You can

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Four people are in an airplane: the president,

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and

One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to

President Clinton and the Pope died on the same

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to

One day while at the White House, the maid was

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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge

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One day as President Clinton was getting off the

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about

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In the beginning was the Plan. And then came

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What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and

An atomic bomb went off in Washington and everyone

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George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington

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Women in Washington D.C. were asked if they would

How many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    White House staffers were perplexed

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

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Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

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The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... and off they whirled to the land

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying

Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in

01/20/09 - End of an Error That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway If You Want a

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks

Recently someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962),

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

Subject: Story with a Moral Story with a Moral In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought

These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

Subject: PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD ... GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

Enclosed is my 2005 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2.

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier

1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war. After his talk, he opens

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared

President Clinton wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where

Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. "Hear

A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land

Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president,Mr. Smith called him into his office.He

During his visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

A man came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he