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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

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A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful

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