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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American,

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple

Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were

Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

Once upon a time, there was a king who thought

There were two men sitting on a wall outside a

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger

Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived

(which in our society means over 25) An older

One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein,

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger

Why isn't the Queen's vagina on a stamp? Would

What's the difference between greeting the Queen

There are approximately two billion children (persons

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie

A university creative writing class was asked to

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You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

1. They start paying everyone in sea shells. 2. The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile

An Englishman A Scotsman and an Irishman are all setting in a bar in New York discussing about how

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you

10. "Clocks are five hours fast" 9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language" 8. "Harry

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.

God summons St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie

Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, "I know that you guys are