Jokes
The Tax Office Auditor
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.While
Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that
Jewish Genie
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that
Who Died the Worst Death?
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed
Rabbi and Duck
A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. "What's
Law Enforcement
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to
Trix are for Kids
A little rabbit is running happily through the
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...
A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running
Government Tactics
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI,
Hit and run
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit
Modern Day Schtupping Advice
A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for
Indian Promiscuity
A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one
The Legend of the Trids
There once was this group of strange beings called
Gimmie an "R"
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing
Three Girls Go Camping
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a
Jumping Rope
Two teenagers were walking through a park when
Nerdz
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load
The Rabbit and The Bear
A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he
Ham and Sex
The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying
Rabbit Breakout
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find
The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to
Smart Pills
One day two boys were walking through the woods
Carrots
How do you know that carrots are good for your
Yard Work Sign Language
A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to
Rabbi and Priest
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River,
Huntin' License
A man named Jed went hunting near the border of
Catching Rabbits
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique
The Day After Thanksgiving
It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru
Deer Tracks
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country
Holy Cow
One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi
Silent Bunny Humping
Why don't rabbits make noise when they're making
Rabbits in a Row
What do you have if there are 100 rabbits standing
Bear and Rabbit
Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest.
Priest and Rabbi in the Woods
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
This guy comes home from work one day to find his
Three Preachers
There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist,
The First Profession
A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,
Corporate Lessons
Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,
You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry
Nickel-Diming Johnny
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to
The "No Love" Boat
When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny
The Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,
Twice in One Day
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have
90 Year Old Patient
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant
Tax Man
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While
Pick Up Lines, Part 2
your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running
Poison
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about
Mangled
Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
Bear Facts
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University
IRS
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man named Shea) to audit a synagogue. The
Climax
An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that
Application for a Night Out with the Boys
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest
Spreading Ashes
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.
The Way Children See Things!
NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible
Lettuce
A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and
Olympic Gold
A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the
Find the Rabbit
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
Heaven
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either
Olympic Wrestling
A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final
Convert
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan
Sex on the Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.
Stopped Going
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old
Application for Dating My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial
Something to Offend Everyone, Part I
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their
Nerd Season
trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees
Dead Rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.
The Minsk Cow
The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles
Pet Monkey
Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs
Blind Animals
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,
Animal Research
A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt
The Bear and the Rabbit
A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good
Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,
After Life
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the
Jesus, Moses, and the Old Man
There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th
The World's first Profession
A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The