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A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. Their passion is heating up. Then the wife stops and

There were four country churches in a small Texas

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds St.

There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video.

Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings

A man goes into a supermarket and buys a six-pack,

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run

A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.

Confucious Say: Man who masturbate into cash register

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

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Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One

    William and Mildred were married

    A young man just got a new job

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"