Jokes
What women wants
Original List aged 20: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5.
Big Pink Gorilla
One day in the middle of the desert a man's car
What I Want in a Man
Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.
Elephant Time
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking
Huntin' in Alaska
This guy hears that there's good bear hunting up
Watermelon
Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were
The World Accordion to Garp
There is a accordion player driving home from a
The Riddle of the Missing Dollar
Three guys go to a hotel. They tell the man behind
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob
A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon
Corn Flakes
Two brothers are getting ready for school. One
Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's
Three Envelopes
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day
Computer Women
A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:
Viagra
Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from
The Blonde and The Lawyer
A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to
The Pharmacist
Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist
Blind Animals
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,
Don't Speak
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a