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What women wants

Original List aged 20: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5.

Big Pink Gorilla

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

What I Want in a Man

Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.

Elephant Time

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking

Huntin' in Alaska

This guy hears that there's good bear hunting up

Watermelon

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

The World Accordion to Garp

There is a accordion player driving home from a

The Riddle of the Missing Dollar

Three guys go to a hotel. They tell the man behind

The Newlyweds and the Doorknob

A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon

Corn Flakes

Two brothers are getting ready for school. One

Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's

Three Envelopes

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day

Computer Women

A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:

Viagra

Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from

The Blonde and The Lawyer

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

The Pharmacist

Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist

Blind Animals

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,

Don't Speak

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a