Remote

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for

Q: Why does the TV like the remote? A: Because

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks

Men can't pack a bag. Men wouldn't be caught dead

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under

1. People who point at their wrist while asking

How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training

Male Seminarsby Females 1.  Combatting 

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

   As you grow older, what lost

"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote

A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã, 

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports

Husband and wife are in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that

It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely

1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2.) If

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example... 1) Ziploc Bags- They

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of

Felix from the odd couple went on a ballon ride. He did not have enough hot air and crashed in a remote