Retired

One day Bill Gates finally dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching the pearly white gates, he sees Saint

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single

Three couples went to see a minister to find out

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job.

Two retired professors were vacationing with their

Three couples went in to see the minister about

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock.

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon,

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his

$ Michael Jordan having "retired,"

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron

Three couples went in to see the minister to see

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The

After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much partying, but now I found out

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his

A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public