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Mr Samy Vellu attends a UN meeting on space exploration by 2008. He is representing the Malaysian Prime

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out

There were three astronauts an American, a Russian,

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

As usual, things were not going well at the United

It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The

What is the name of the Russian Doctor who performs

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

A Russian couple were walking down a street in

A Russian guy was walking down the street when

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

Mafia leader seeks sleazy woman who can dodge bullets, meet in rat-infested motels, and speak Russian.

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite

The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

Through the center of Czechoslovakia there's a train speeding along. In one compartment of the train

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the