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Yo mama so old, when I slapped her on the back,

A man was unemployed and bored, so he decided to

A blind man goes into a whorehouse and asks for

Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where

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A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized

Ole was on his death bed. But before he died,

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

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During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,

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Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and

A woman came up behind her husband while he was

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An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm

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An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried,

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back

A Boston fan, a Yankees fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together in a train. The train enters

Through the center of Czechoslovakia there's a train speeding along. In one compartment of the train

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark