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Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of

10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic

A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into

10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one

A man with an average handicap decides to play

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first

One fine sunny morning a man decides to go golfing.

There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no

You're so short, you could sit on a dime and swing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing. A: She

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit

Tarzan falls from his vine while he is swinging

What's dangerous and swings from trees? A

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye

One time at a local golf course three shitty players

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock

Are you considering having children? To determine

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his

A poor minister was having trouble managing his

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

God created the mule, and told him, "You

Next mood swing: 6 minutes I hate everybody, you're next. And your point is.............? I

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career

---My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. ---

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider.

Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Lucrecia, was

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft;

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

A wife reports, My Husband, not happy with my mood swings so he bought me a mood ring the other day

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry

This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band,

A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his