Santa

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: He only comes

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please

Knock, Knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? I know

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way

You'd better watch out, You'd better not cry, You'd

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the

What did Santa say to the three blondes on the

Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

Christmas was just around the corner, and a father

It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because

Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A.

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They

Do you know why Santa is always so happy? Because

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

Q: Why did Santa get arrested? A: He got caught

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the

Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are

Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in

Q: Why is Santa always so jolly? A: Because

You're so ugly, you had to wear a paper sack to

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting

Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser

There are approximately two billion children (persons

Did you get any under the tree? I think your

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and

Why did Santa have to go to the hospital? Because

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children? A:

Yo' mama so slutty she heard Santa say, "ho ho

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and

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    'Twas the night before Christmas

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!"

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks,

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks,

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on