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One day Bill Gates finally dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching the pearly white gates, he sees Saint

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and

Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

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He meets Satan, who says, "You are supposed to

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What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!

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A real tough guy dies and goes to hell, well he

There was a contruction worker who was working

Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after

Three lawyers died and went to hell. Satan told

Once upon a time, there was a man who came home

An atomic bomb went off in Washington and everyone

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting

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The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and

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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of

One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer getsdissatisfied with the level

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So,

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and