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A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like

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Yo Mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this:

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich

It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives

A Scottish man heads for home after spending the

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick!

A man and woman had a son but when he was born

A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both

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An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

An Englishman A Scotsman and an Irishman are all setting in a bar in New York discussing about how

A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender

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Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker.

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A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer