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Egg

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen

Actual Answers From Radio Contestants

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City. It's

A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

English, Irish & Scottish Football

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

Live Girls

An Irishman and Englishman and a Scotsman walk

Three Stupid Wives

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

Baseball for Scotsmen

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first

Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman

One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman

Who's Egg Is This?

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who

Handbags

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives

What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path

A Rainbow of Devotion

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi

Fly In My Guinness

    An Irishman, an Englishman and

A Meal To Die For

There was an Englishman an Irishman and

Flies In The Beer

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a

Scotsman and Baseball

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

I Wanna Go Home

An Englishman A Scotsman and an Irishman are all setting in a bar in New York discussing about how

Ryan's Bar

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic,

Mermaid

A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Scotsman were out at the beach. Suddenly they spied a beautiful mermaid

3 Cold Ones

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner

Scotsman Kilt

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

Three Dead Bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls

Playing Golf

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife

Kilts

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the