Screen

A guy was setting up like a bank account or something like that, and he was being taken care of by a

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds St.

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch"

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk

How can you tell a blond has been working at a

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

Where do the characters go when I use my backspace

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look

1) Inflatable dart board. 2) Glow-in-the-dark

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

What do blondes and screen doors have in common?

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country

This mafia family was in need of a collection

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in

10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can be

Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your

A confused caller was having troubles printing

The privacy partition in the confessional booth

Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A:

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer If a packet hits

This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline.

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

Our Rights: The following was written by State

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

10. The water-proof towel 9. Glow in the dark sunglasses 8. Solar powered flashlights 7. Submarine

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi,

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of

A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer:

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she

An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you

One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual

A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly