Security

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can

Why did the chicken cross the road? ââ,¬Â¢

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect

1) Compassionativity is not a word. 2) Social

Be brave -- ask US for more money. Salt and pepper

Joke from our friends in India... Once as Laloo

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

If you think Bill Gates is some kind of security

Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them

The elderly man told his wife he was going to sign

An old man went to the social security office to

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and

What did one duck say to the other? What? "Social

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

Did you hear why Oprah got arrested? Airport

In prison you spend the majority of your time in

If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their

A security man has a dream that the plane his boss

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

      AT&T fired President John

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest

    A woman walks into her accountant's

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower

1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. 2) The Security guard makes a complete

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

Always wear brown shoes when Congress is in session. If the First Daughters are wearing short skirts,

Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle

This year, I resolve to ... 1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3.

25. Come up with 50 new shades of gray for Martha Stewart Paints. 24. Start marketing new "Martha

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.

Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

Jose is 17 years old and lives in Mexico. All his life he has wanted to see an American baseball game.

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK....You spend most of your

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

There is an opening for a secretarial position. The man conducting the interviews asks each candidate