Seeks

Original List aged 20: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5.

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection

Mafia leader seeks sleazy woman who can dodge bullets, meet in rat-infested motels, and speak Russian.

Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and