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A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.She got a terrible headache and told her husband

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he

Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to wake up a sleeping

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had

There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,

12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely,

A man and his wife were sitting in church, the

A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked

There was this guy who always went out drinking

Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan are sitting

On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself

Dave's friends came up to him after work one day

The was a man named George who got a new job.

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might

Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10.

What's the definition of innocence? A nun working

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

Q: What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

A security man has a dream that the plane his boss

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied

A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by

A man and a woman who have never met before find

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

John invited his mother over for dinner. During

Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.

A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down on a bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves

Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get

1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2.) If

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf

I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, After

A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and

There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache

A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband