Jokes
Blow Job
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a triple!"So the bartender pours him up a triple
Rope
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an
Elevator
After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were
Vacumm
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands preadlegged on the bathroom
Top Ten Pick Up Lines Women Should Use
10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9.
Mama knows how to have fun
Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic
A Mall Order
An Amish woman and her son are walking through
How To Bathe A Cat
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage
Yankee Fans' Commute
Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to
Freshman Guide to Bra Removal
OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking
The Paperboy
A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't
Wife's Confessions
A wealthy business man and his wife are looking
Not Going To Try This Again
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even
Bubba Gets Smart
Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great
My Three Whores
There are three whores sitting in a bar. The
Bar: Tabletop Football
There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and
Drinking With the Guys
Dave's friends came up to him after work one day
Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend
A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down
ATM
Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over
Obnoxious Pool Fun
*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Yo' mama so fat, she thought Highway 59 was a Slip
Incredible Confession
The privacy partition in the confessional booth
Three Men and a Stripper
Three men went into a stripper bar and this stripper
You're So Fat
You're so fat, you use Interstate 95 as a slip
If Men Ruled the World
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically
Bar... Alabama
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes
The Fireman's Great Idea
A fireman came from work one
Four Men and Their Dogs
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist
Being 6 Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On
Slide Down the Banister
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an
Being Six Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at
New Darwin Awards 2005
In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards
Make Me a Virgin
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married
Anaconda Attacks
This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government
Considerations
1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers
Tech Support Conversations
A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about
Horseback Blonde
A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience. Cindy
Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at
Ahh to be six again!
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
3 Men, 3 Wishes
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at
1st Priority: Look Active
Two men were working on top of a building. Unfortunately, they were not allowed any breaks by their
Horse Ride
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,