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Blow Job

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a triple!"So the bartender pours him up a triple

Rope

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an

Elevator

After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were

Vacumm

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands preadlegged on the bathroom

Top Ten Pick Up Lines Women Should Use

10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9.

Mama knows how to have fun

Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic

A Mall Order

An Amish woman and her son are walking through

How To Bathe A Cat

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

Yankee Fans' Commute

Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to

Freshman Guide to Bra Removal

OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking

The Paperboy

A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of

25 Fun Pool Activities

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

Wife's Confessions

A wealthy business man and his wife are looking

Not Going To Try This Again

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even

Bubba Gets Smart

Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great

My Three Whores

There are three whores sitting in a bar. The

Bar: Tabletop Football

There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and

Drinking With the Guys

Dave's friends came up to him after work one day

Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend

A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down

ATM

Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over

Obnoxious Pool Fun

*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

Blonde Kidnapper

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise

Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59

Yo' mama so fat, she thought Highway 59 was a Slip

Incredible Confession

The privacy partition in the confessional booth

Three Men and a Stripper

Three men went into a stripper bar and this stripper

You're So Fat

You're so fat, you use Interstate 95 as a slip

If Men Ruled the World

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

Bar... Alabama

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes

The Fireman's Great Idea

    A fireman came from work one

Four Men and Their Dogs

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

Being 6 Again

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On

Slide Down the Banister

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

Being Six Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at

New Darwin Awards 2005

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

Make Me a Virgin

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married

Anaconda Attacks

This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government

Considerations

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

Tech Support Conversations

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

Horseback Blonde

A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience. Cindy

Fireman Sex

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at

Ahh to be six again!

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

3 Men, 3 Wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at

1st Priority: Look Active

Two men were working on top of a building. Unfortunately, they were not allowed any breaks by their

Horse Ride

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,