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George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They

Angelina Jolie: I am so in love with my brother

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2.

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about

One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago

Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

There was a woman who was interested in getting

One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins,

Dear Tide, I have always used your product

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for

70-year-old George went for his annual physical.

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

You know your grandparents are doing it when... 10.

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I work hard because millions on welfare

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2..

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, "surely I Can't Look

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer.

Investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers

I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think

TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results. The lab technician says to

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr.

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, "I've got

So, the tyrannical sergeant major is called to the Colonel's office: "Smith's mother has just died

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the

Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president,Mr. Smith called him into his office.He

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab tech says to him,

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.