Social

1) Compassionativity is not a word. 2) Social

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly

The elderly man told his wife he was going to sign

Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far

An old man went to the social security office to

What did one duck say to the other? What? "Social

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism

Blonde definition of socialism? Partying!

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security.

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest

    A woman walks into her accountant's

    For all you guys out there who

ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

Do you know someone like this? A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check.

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security

If your unfortunate enough to have to visit Yankee Country - like Boston (pronounced BAH-stin), this

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

Add It Up: Relationship Guide For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live