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Why don't people from the University of Southern

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly

There was a Northern lady and a Southern lady sitting

Two women, one from the north and one from the

All good Southerners already know these, but in

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

What's the difference between a Northern and a

There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now,

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No

Two southern ladies are sitting at the country

A southern girl returned home after a summer with

A news reporter decided to do a column on old Southern

A southern minister was completing a temperance

There were three southern belles that were sisters,

A man was sitting next to a very attractive woman

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

What's the difference between a northern and a

At a southern university, students in the psychology

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

A southern minister was completing a temperance

The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the

Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a

    Curators at India's Baroda Museum

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly

A young Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple

There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the

A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of