Jokes
Jokes From Doctors
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,
Alien Abduction
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner
Sensitive Beer
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower -
The Govinator
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger
Don''t Say a Word
Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally
Breaking the News is Worth a Beer
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high
Famous People Say the Darndest Things
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back
Bush's Favor
George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel
Bar... Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender
Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide
Nutty Hunters
Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all
A Real Ball Buster
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What
Finding The Lord
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned
TV's New Fall Season
NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30
Oversensitive About His Missing Ears
Steve was in a terrible accident at work. However,
Butt Dust
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original
Wise Sayings
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Wrong Number
It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" A
Playing Doctor and Patient
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get
True Doctor Stories
--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife
Dealing with Death
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and
Christ in the Bathroom
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused
Quotes on Sex
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody
Elementary School
George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war. After his talk, he opens
Doctor's Stories
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,
A Real Ball Buster
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
Cruel Bet
Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off
Don't Speak
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a