Superman

Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What

1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2.

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor

Superman was flying around the city and was super

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole

    A guy is sitting at a bar in

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: