Texas

In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle

There were four country churches in a small Texas

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American

A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one

All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George

Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates.

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks

Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move

A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. ââ,¬Å"In

Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce

Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state

A guy from Texas and a guy from Arkansas are driving

How come Texas A&M couldn't put on a nativity

Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

At a southern university, students in the psychology

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his

The latest poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION: Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to

There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles ached almost all the time. The midget went to

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

Subject: PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD ... GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well,

There was a midget down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit

The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once

I live in Texas. I also have two friends that are blonde and sisters. One day, they approached

A brigade of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand

A Texas cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking

The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to