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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and

Why donââ,¬â"¢t sock puppets ever get anything

Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They

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SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

A guy was taking a new bus route for the first

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One day, a guy was approached by a rich man who

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

A guy was riding down the road when he saw a

One sunny Saturday morning, the first of a twosome

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since

A man went into a restaurant and ordered his meal.

One night, a man with no voice and his friend went

A little boy was walking down the hall one day

There was a guy walking down the street when he

One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

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1) You define summer as three months of bad

I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

A lady was picking up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she

Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral procession going down Main Street. Watching awhile he