Thursday

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel

This week, the Bush administration finally released

MONDAY 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00

How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Tell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot

    This is an actual job application

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

The following letters were taken from an actual

In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

A business man got on an elevator.when he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the