Jokes
What your ass is for
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
Understanding Marketing
Understanding Marketing You see a fabulous girl/guy
Corn Hole
A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the
Iraqi Law
I saw an interview in which an expert on military
The Rules
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Seminars For Men
Once again the female staff will be offering courses
Special High Intensity Teaching
In order to assure the highest levels of quality
Birth Signs
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive
The Rules (by Her)
1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE
The True Story
Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state
Work Policies
In order to assure the highest levels of quality
He Has Four Balls
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman
Astrological Signs
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type
Why Women Are Better Than Men
When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully
That Damn Ham
A preacher's wife was contemplating what she
The Vacuum Business Sucks
One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door
Adult Education
Male Seminarsby Females 1. Combatting
WINDERS 98
MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention
Having Fun with a Telemarketer
Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T. Me: This is
Alabama Preacher and the KKK
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart
Misunderstanding
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took
Why Men Lie
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When
Trailer Park Rules
1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks. 2. No changing your oil in the street. 3.
Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment
Snow Plow
Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer
The Seamstress
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
Adult Education
Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn
Turkey Loaf
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do
The Pager
Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in
Truckers & Priests
A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the