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Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

Mr Samy Vellu attends a UN meeting on space exploration by 2008. He is representing the Malaysian Prime

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

CNN Late Breaking News! It has been reported that

10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel

10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

A member of the United States Senate, known for

A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

As usual, things were not going well at the United

10. Nobody cares if you act stupid. 9. You can

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said,

St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven

Two immigrants arrive in the United States and

Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

   As you grow older, what lost

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad

Our Rights: The following was written by State

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... and off they whirled to the land

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale

A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: *29

A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans

Ahmed came to the United States from Iraq, and was here only a few months when he became very ill.

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

A tourist from Bulgaria visited the United States on his first overseas trip. Upon arrival at the Immigration

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS tax auditor who had come to review his records.

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around

During his visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour