Jokes
Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.
US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his
High Birth Rate
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state
Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all
Highbrow Genital Jokes
My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully
50 Ways To Say ââ,¬Å"I Love Youââ,¬Â
1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,
USC U L8R
Why don't people from the University of Southern
Pre-Med Upstart
As a pre-med student at Washington University in
Thoughts on Religion
Q: Will I be reincarnated? A: Not unless there
Texan Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last
Hell Freezes Over
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School
Harvard vs. Virgins
What do a virgin and Harvard University have in
Clemson U., S. Carolina and N. Carolina
Three guys were captured in Iraq as American spies
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Candian, B.C.
1. Weed 2. Vancouver: 2 million people and
Clinton's Final Four Picks
What were Bill Clinton's Final Four picks?
Tenessee Football Player
How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football
Creative Writing
A university creative writing class was asked to
Authentic Grafitti
Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *
Southern University Psychology
At a southern university, students in the psychology
Montana Ghost Story
A visiting professor at the University of Montana
IQ Test
Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of
Wacky News of the World
But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,
Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells
A herd of buffalo can only move
OSU
An Ohio State University mortician student walked
Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
Curators at India's Baroda Museum
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are
U. Michigan/Ohio State
An OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY mortician
Longer Summers
I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.
Diploma
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something
Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill,
Southern Law
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies
Alabama Quarter
Hang on to any of the new State of Alabama quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more
New Math
The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask
Beer Research
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that
Bear Facts
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University
Men Are From Mars
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor
New Darwin Awards 2005
In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards
Harvard Test
This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and
New Quarters Recalled
Hang on to any of the new State of Arkansas quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more
Yankee Test
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called
Convert
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan
Educated Athletes?
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,
Brain Cramps
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because
Housework Challenged
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped
Physical Chemistry Midterm
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer
Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy
At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The
No Sword!
At Cambridge University during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the
Final Exam
Curly is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He
Bagpipes
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the