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Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.

US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

High Birth Rate

A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state

Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

Highbrow Genital Jokes

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

50 Ways To Say ââ,¬Å"I Love Youââ,¬Â

1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,

USC U L8R

Why don't people from the University of Southern

Pre-Med Upstart

As a pre-med student at Washington University in

Thoughts on Religion

Q: Will I be reincarnated? A: Not unless there

Texan Poetry

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last

Hell Freezes Over

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School

Harvard vs. Virgins

What do a virgin and Harvard University have in

Clemson U., S. Carolina and N. Carolina

Three guys were captured in Iraq as American spies

Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Candian, B.C.

1. Weed 2. Vancouver: 2 million people and

Clinton's Final Four Picks

What were Bill Clinton's Final Four picks?

Tenessee Football Player

How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football

Creative Writing

A university creative writing class was asked to

Authentic Grafitti

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

Southern University Psychology

At a southern university, students in the psychology

Montana Ghost Story

A visiting professor at the University of Montana

IQ Test

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells

    A herd of buffalo can only move

OSU

An Ohio State University mortician student walked

Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup

    Curators at India's Baroda Museum

Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

U. Michigan/Ohio State

    An OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY mortician

Longer Summers

I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.

Diploma

A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something

Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill,

Southern Law

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies

Alabama Quarter

Hang on to any of the new State of Alabama quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more

New Math

The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask

Beer Research

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that

Bear Facts

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

Men Are From Mars

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

New Darwin Awards 2005

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

Harvard Test

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and

New Quarters Recalled

Hang on to any of the new State of Arkansas quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more

Yankee Test

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

Convert

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

Educated Athletes?

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

Housework Challenged

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped

Physical Chemistry Midterm

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

Accountant, Lawyer and the Cowboy

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

No Sword!

At Cambridge University during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the

Final Exam

Curly is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He

Bagpipes

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the