Jokes
Hillbilly
Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians
A Virgin Hick
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were
Hot Enough For You?
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama
Celebrity Sandwiches
Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce
Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches
The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted
UVA vs. VT Football
If you have a Virginia Tech football player and
College Roast
Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your
West Virgin-ia
How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
Toothbrush
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West
West Virginia State Flower
What's the state flower of West Virginia? A
Goose Hunting
So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese.
Group Photo
Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo
Guy from West Virginia
What do you call a guy from West Virginia who has
Traveling Salesman in West Virginia
A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he
Teethbrush
Why do they call it a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush?
In the Marines
It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in
What a Gasser
A young man goes home from a war to see his mother
Pretty Woman in West Virginia
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
Off To Virginia!
There are two lesbians and two gay guys. Both
Sheepish
What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep
West Virginian Women
What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one
Small Town Activities
A reporter went up into the hills of West Virginia
West Virgina's Most Confusing Day
What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia?
Toothpaste Inventor
Did you know that someone from West Virginia invented
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
West Virginia Custody Battle
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote
Three nuns die and go to heaven....
Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are
Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught
Diploma
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something
Old Proverbs/New Meanings
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each
New Darwin Awards 2005
In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards
Dear Husband
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been
Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK
Things You Can't Say With a Hallmark Card
1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted
Italian Honeymoon
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old
State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A
West Virginia Trooper
A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The
Osama Bin Laden Went to Heaven
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who
Something to Offend Everyone, Part I
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their
Taxidermist
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around