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Hillbilly

Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians

A Virgin Hick

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were

Hot Enough For You?

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama

Celebrity Sandwiches

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

UVA vs. VT Football

If you have a Virginia Tech football player and

College Roast

Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your

West Virgin-ia

How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?

Toothbrush

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West

West Virginia State Flower

What's the state flower of West Virginia? A

Goose Hunting

So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese.

Group Photo

Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo

Guy from West Virginia

What do you call a guy from West Virginia who has

Traveling Salesman in West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he

Teethbrush

Why do they call it a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush?

In the Marines

It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in

What a Gasser

A young man goes home from a war to see his mother

Pretty Woman in West Virginia

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

Off To Virginia!

There are two lesbians and two gay guys. Both

Sheepish

What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep

West Virginian Women

What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one

Small Town Activities

A reporter went up into the hills of West Virginia

West Virgina's Most Confusing Day

What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia?

Toothpaste Inventor

Did you know that someone from West Virginia invented

Stupid, Stupid People

      AT&T fired President John

More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

West Virginia Custody Battle

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote

Three nuns die and go to heaven....

Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are

Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught

Diploma

A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something

Old Proverbs/New Meanings

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

New Darwin Awards 2005

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

Dear Husband

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been

Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

Things You Can't Say With a Hallmark Card

1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted

Italian Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old

State Slogans

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

West Virginia Trooper

A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The

Osama Bin Laden Went to Heaven

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who

Something to Offend Everyone, Part I

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

Taxidermist

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around