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At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel tells Ford,"Well, you've been such a good

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and

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Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout,

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he

A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and

"Honey, let's have sex," says the husband. "Wait

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's

This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical

What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous

A wife decides that she needs to spice up her and

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding

What is the difference between a waitress and a

A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates,

There was this one lady that bought a jar of pickles

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti.

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

About ten recruits are making their first parachute

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,

Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains when Tonto stops suddenly, climbs down, and puts his

Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dog is

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that